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Back to the Karaoke U | Printer Friendly Version Of The Karaoke Junkie's List You Might Be A Karaoke Junkie If ... 1. You are always broke! 2. You clap when a song finishes on the radio! 3. You wake up from a sound and start clapping! 4. You schedule your vacation around karaoke! 5. Strangers walk up to you in Wal-mart and compliment you on your singing! 6. You have laryngitis and you still try to sing! 7. People you don’t know ask, "Aren’t you the karaoke dude?"! 8. You go to a concert and wonder when they’re gonna call you up to sing! 9. You get mad when you are skipped in the rotation! 10. You go to a concert and all the time you’re thinking "I could do that"! 11. Songs on the radio don’t sound right because Ray or Jimbo aren’t singing them! 12. You know everybody’s first name but you don’t know their last names! 13. You hear a song on the radio and think, that’s number 2308-04! 14. There’s 2 foot of snow on the ground and ice on the roads and where are you? THE KARAOKE BAR! 15. You know the location of every karaoke bar within 100 miles of your house! 16. When you’re not at the karaoke bar by 10:30pm people start calling your house to find out what’s wrong! 17. You would never consider dating someone with a bad voice! 18. You see karaoke on TV and you think "That’s not the way it’s done!" 19. You actually know that the word karaoke means empty orchestra! 20. You get mad when someone sings "your song"! 21. The word "rotation" no longer means tires or sex to you! 22. You’ve ever browsed the Internet under the heading "KARAOKE"! 23. A new person who sings well is automatically your friend...or your worst enemy! 24. Your new best friend is somebody who does the same type songs as you! 25. You’ve ever received an emergency call at the bar! 26. Someone suggests an after hours party and you ask, "Do you have a karaoke machine?"! 27. You think you sound better than the original! 28. The first thing you think when you hear a new song on the radio is "When is this coming out on karaoke?"! 29. You consider beer a lubricant for your vocal chords! 30. You consider alcohol to be liquid courage! 31. It takes you 30 minutes to hug everybody goodbye! 32. You cant stand up or walk but you never miss a note! 33. You feel cheated if they don’t get karaoke started at 9:00 sharp "bar time"! 34. The term kamikaze has nothing to do with japan or planes! 35. The Karaoke host has called your name accidentally because you always sing the song they just loaded! 36. Last call comes and you say "But I Want To Sing Another Song"! 37. You have laminated song request slips! 38. You are planning to go to a new city and the first thing you do is get on the Internet and find out where they have karaoke! 39. All of your friends' names and numbers are on the back of karaoke song slips! 40. You wonder why halftime at the Super Bowl doesn't include a karaoke show! 41. You think your karaoke expenses should be tax-deductible! 42. You've gone to four karaoke shows this week, and it's only Monday! 43. You believe there will be Karaoke in Heaven! 44. The KJ says, " Okay, okay, you can't sing all of these, pick like...6!" 45. You bring your own discs and realize that you have more songs than the KJ! 46. The license plate on the car in front of you reminds you of the number of one of the karaoke songs you sing! 47. You're singing in the shower and wish you could figure out a way to get a little more echo in your bathroom! 48. You have more karaoke song slips in your wallet than you have money! 49. You have more charges on your credit card to Sound Choice than checks for monthly bills! 50. You took the time to read all of this! 51. You ACTUALLY print this list and take it to our next show! Back to the Karaoke U | Printer Friendly Version Of The Karaoke Junkie's List
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